Jokuretics

I'm sure that the gentlemen who invented diuretics are laughing in their sleep! I don't doubt the health benefits of taking diuretics for patients like myself across the world, but the number of times that I have to go to the toilet, and the time I spend in there, is absolutely amazing! I'm visiting the toilet about every thirty minutes. I'm glad that there is no-one here to laugh at me and this comical scene!

Note - the diuretics I am using were invented by Baer, Bayer, Sprague and Novello. While they didn't win any comedy awards for their discovery, they did receive the Lasker in 1975 (generally a precursor to the Nobel prize!).