Coronary Angiogram

I waken in a groggy state to see my handsome cardiologist. He tells me that its time for the angiogram. Floating in wonderland, I don’t feel the catheter inserted into my groin. He warns me though, that I will feel a warm flush. Next thing I know, my brain feels warm but this quickly passes. I’m suddenly shocked by a warm sensation passing through my testicles. Feels like the start of an orgasm. I hope there’s no mess.

On the screen, I can see my arteries filling with dye. I’m no expert but they sure don’t look blocked to me. Woo hoo!! And then its over, and I’m rolled back to the ward.