T-minus Two Days and Counting

Two days until surgery, it's time to list out what I need to take with me to hospital. Following, is my prioritised list:

1) clean, holeless underwear (not boxer shorts - these supposedly fall down a lot in hospital!)
2) a pair of pyjama pants (the only ones I own)
3) seven sleeping t-shirts
4) condoms
5) my ipod with LOTS of music (to drown out the sound of babbling relatives)
6) a set of cards that I have labelled, with orders written in big letters such as "rub me", "srcatch my back", "massage my head", "get me a beer" etc

No doubt I have forgotten things - but I am sure that Yvette will cherish waiting upon me hand and foot! :o)