Craving normality II

Just had a shower, and now I have found the one thing that I really miss - I can't put on my own underwear or pants!! How utterly embarassing!! Up goes the left hand, Yvette had better help me!

I'm completely demoralised, how useless can one man feel? Surely things can't get any lower??

Oh yes they can! The diuretics kick in and i'm off to the toilet. I hope that my underwear doesn't fall to my ankles............